

Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

Dale Earnhardt Jr., $25.9 million ($12.9 salary/winnings, $13M endorsements)
Jimmie Johnson, $23 million ($16.3M salary/winnings, $6.7M endorsements)
Tony Stewart, $18.7 million ($12.7M salary/winnings, $6M endorsements)
Jeff Gordon, $18.1 million ($12.6M salary/winnings, $5.5M endorsements)
Carl Edwards, $13.7 million ($12.2M salary/winnings, $1.5M endorsements)
Kevin Harvick, $13 million ($11.5M salary/winnings, $1.5M endorsements)
Danica Patrick, $12.9 million ($6.4M salary/winnings, $6.5M endorsements)
Kyle Busch, $12.5 million ($9.6M salary/winnings, $2.9M endorsements)
Kasey Kahne, $12 million ($11M salary/winnings, $1M endorsements)
Brad Keselowski, $11.4 million ($10M salary/winnings, $1.4M endorsements)
2013 Mayhem Festival lineup unveiled: the headliners include Rob Zombie, Five Finger Death Punch and Mastodon. The trek kicks off June 29 in San Bernardino, Calif., and runs through an Aug. 4 stop in Dallas.
The 2013 edition of the Mayhem Festival will feature four stages, with Zombie, 5FDP, Mastodon and Amon Amarth appearing on the main stage.
The Jagermeister Stage will boast crushing performances from Machine Head, Job for a Cowboy, Butcher Babies, Battlecross and Huntress.
At the Musician’s Institute Stage, concertgoers will be able to bang their heads to Children of Bodom, Behemoth, Emmure, Born of Osiris, Motionless in White and Thrown Into Exile.


Your last day to purchase WEEKEND general admission tickets at the current low price of $99* is Friday, March 22. WEEKEND general admission tickets will increase to $119* at 10:00am on Friday, March 22.
SINGLE DAY general admission tickets will increase from the current price of $59.50* to $69.50* at 10:00am on Friday, March 22.
Camping, Hotel & VIP Ticket Packages will remain at the current price and will not increase.
General admission tickets to the two-day outdoor festival are on-sale now at www.CarolinaRebellion.com.
A 4,300 calorie Burger Bomb!!! Three separate grilled bread cheese sandwiches - two 1/3 pound ground beef patties topped with more cheese and six slices of juicy bacon.


A public shuttle bus service to and from the Greensboro Coliseum Complex will be available starting today .
The shuttle can be boarded at the Sheraton Greensboro Hotel at Four Seasons (3121 High Point Road). Cars should park on the High Point Road side of the Sheraton (facing Bonefish Grill and the Four Seasons Town Centre shopping mall). Buses will depart from Entry F at the Sheraton. Buses will drop off and return from the entrance to the ACC Hall of Champions at the Coliseum Complex.
Shuttle service is $5 per person for one round trip ticket. Shuttles will run continuously during the following times: Thursday, March 14 10:30 a.m. – 12:30 a.m. Friday, March 15 10:30 a.m. – 12:30 a.m. Saturday, March 16 11:30 a.m. – 6 p.m. Sunday, March 17 11:30 a.m. – 4 p.m.

Former Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland had an interesting weekend on his solo tour - challenging a heckling audience member to a fight in New York.
The heckler was taunting Weiland throughout his performance, and at one point Weiland had enough and decided to challenged the taunting audience member to a fight. “You’re pulling like that f—ing gun s—. Come up and meet me one-on-one, man. You play tough guy from an audience behind a barricade”. However, after singling out the audience member, he chose not to eject him from the show. “I just don’t get it, guys like you waste your money,” stated Weiland. “Actually, just let him stay here and just f—ing get all riled up. You won’t be able to sleep tonight.”
Old man finds his way to the bathroom blocked by the world's 2nd deadliest snake (Eastern Australian Brownsnake) does he:
a) pee in his pants
b) walks around the deadly snake
c) kicks the snake in the face and then struts away
