Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
3 hot topless chicks answering the door - this isn't a prank, it's how my letter to Penthouse would start...
Only on the auotbahn (in Germany) can you have your biked pegged out @ 299kph (185.7mph) and still get passed.
It was 8 bleeping degrees @ Lambeau Field yesterday...time to grow a pair boys!
The only Thanksgiving Day Horror Movie: ThanksKilling is about a foul-mouthed homicidal turkey who's killing off college students during the Thanksgiving holiday break.
And if that wasn't awesome enough for you there's an appearance by pornstar Wanda Lust AND this cinematic masterpiece is also available on Netflix!
This might be the scientific break thru of 2013 -
Yet another reason not to move to Australia...