A beverage commercial airing in the Czech Republic shows a flight attendant telling an airplane full of passengers that they're all going to die. She says, "I'm going to be the first to leave this plane, and you're all going to die." She gestures at specific passengers, saying, "Dead, dead, dead," then points at herself, adding, "Alive."

Daily Mail - One 12-year-old Las Vegas boy, who identifies himself as Jeremy in the video, springs into action when he sees a motorcycle cop park illegally on the sidewalk. The officer was apparently going to buy a soft drink. ’Is there a reason for you to park on the sidewalk?’ Jeremy asks. ‘Is it like an emergency or anything?’ When the cop refuses to answer, Jeremy goes one step further. ‘Can I see your badge number?’ he asks. ‘Why?’ the officer responds. ‘Because I have the right to.’ ’Are you a lawyer?’ The officer asks. ’No I just want to see your badge number.’ The officer refuses to give over his badge number but asks Jeremy to give him an ID. Jeremy keeps pressing the officer for his badge number, but finally the man rides off leaving Jeremy to wonder what the emergency was.

And I thought watching Bear Grylls drink his own urine was the most disgusting thing ever!

How can the guy who's in the car not say a damn word?

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Job Title: Chief Pornographic Identification Officer Work

Location: Beijing Compensation: 200,000 RMB (US$32,300) yearly Job

Description: Rapid Determination of Adult Sites Requirements: 1) Must be familiar with the standard of adult content from around the world 2) Must be familiar with China’s law standards regarding adult content, familiar with documented regulations 3) Must be familiar with the standards for adult content on China’s internet and it’s service providers 4) Regardless of gender, must be college graduate from 25-35 years old 5) Must have a strong sense of responsibility and work well in a team 

Benefits: 1) Full insurance benefits; food, transportation and some communication expenses 2) Book purchasing expenses (actual cost); daily fruit and yogurt 3) Yearly physical check-up; birthday, wedding, and baby bonuses

(Ananova) NASA scientists are being accused of using the remote controlled exploration rover to draw a picture of male genitalia on the surface of Mars! Of course NASA is denying they had anything to do with this.