Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Thousands, if not millions, of IPhone users have discovered the slo-mo camera feature and put it to good use. Did they film small children playing in a field in slo-mo? No! Did they record the birth of the rare giant panda in slo-mo? No! What about filming random acts of kindness in slo-mo? Hell No!
So, what did they film in slo-mo? Boobs, of course! Enjoy!!!