Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Superman Underwear - What guy doesn't love Superman PLUS the cape will hide Dad's fat ass.
Bruce Lee Fists - What man hasn't pretended to be Bruce Lee, just make sure Dad stretches before hand, he doesn't want to pull a hamstring acting like a kung fu legend.
Butt Putt - When Dad sinks the putt, the Butt Putt makes 7 different fart noises, because one fart noise is never enough for dear old Dad.