Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Yahoo - It’s as if they read the minds of bacon lovers everywhere: Oscar Mayer on Monday introduced five new hot dogs, one of which has bacon cooked right into it. Jared Baker, director of Oscar Mayer hot dogs, said in a statement. “We know Americans love bacon, and we know they love hot dogs, so it seemed like the perfect time for us to introduce our first hot dog made with bacon.” “It is hitting store shelves this week in time for Memorial Day,”
I know what you're saying BuzzHead - "Why don't you just wrap plain hot dogs in bacon?". BECAUSE Senor Fantastico is one lazy ass son of a bitch! While you are carefully wrapping your dogs in bacon, I've already grilled up a whole damn pack of bacon dogs & knocked down 2 beers! 'MERICA!!!!