Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
KATE UPTON CONFIRMS HER BOOBS ARE REAL: Kate Upton appears on the cover of Vogue's June issue where she discusses the people who criticize her curvy body despite being one of the most successful models in the industry today. She tells the magazine, "The things that they're rejecting are things that I can't change. I can't change my bra size. They're natural! I can work out and I can stay healthy and motivated, but I can't change some things."