Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
(Newser) – The No. 1 pick for this year's Maxim Hot 100 is no surprise, since Miley Cyrus just couldn't contain her excitement and spilled the beans over the weekend—but No. 69 is definitely an amusing surprise. It's Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend, she's ranked hotter than such real people as Zooey Deschanel and Ke$ha.
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