Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
TRANSLATION: UNCLE MAO WANTS YOU AS HIS CHIEF PORNOGRAPHIC IDENTIFICATION OFFICER!!!
Job Title: Chief Pornographic Identification Officer Work
Location: Beijing Compensation: 200,000 RMB (US$32,300) yearly Job
Description: Rapid Determination of Adult Sites Requirements: 1) Must be familiar with the standard of adult content from around the world 2) Must be familiar with China’s law standards regarding adult content, familiar with documented regulations 3) Must be familiar with the standards for adult content on China’s internet and it’s service providers 4) Regardless of gender, must be college graduate from 25-35 years old 5) Must have a strong sense of responsibility and work well in a team
Benefits: 1) Full insurance benefits; food, transportation and some communication expenses 2) Book purchasing expenses (actual cost); daily fruit and yogurt 3) Yearly physical check-up; birthday, wedding, and baby bonuses