Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Playboy is introducing an iPhone app, scantily-clad women and articles on food, drink, style and travel - BUT - in keeping with Apple's guidelines, THERE WON'T BE ANY NUDITY. So, are you willing to spend $2 a month, $11 for six months or $20 a year for a Playboy app without any naked ladies?? Yeah, me neither.