Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
A bus driver has been hailed a hero after managing to stop his vehicle despite being struck by a huge lamppost smashing through the windscreen. CCTV footage appears to show Mao Zhihao chatting to someone before spotting the danger ahead, but he has little time to react before the giant blue pole pierces the glass. Lucky, lucky escape. It clearly hit him, but he dodged a much more serious hit or even death