Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
2013 Mayhem Festival lineup unveiled: the headliners include Rob Zombie, Five Finger Death Punch and Mastodon. The trek kicks off June 29 in San Bernardino, Calif., and runs through an Aug. 4 stop in Dallas.
The 2013 edition of the Mayhem Festival will feature four stages, with Zombie, 5FDP, Mastodon and Amon Amarth appearing on the main stage.
The Jagermeister Stage will boast crushing performances from Machine Head, Job for a Cowboy, Butcher Babies, Battlecross and Huntress.
At the Musician’s Institute Stage, concertgoers will be able to bang their heads to Children of Bodom, Behemoth, Emmure, Born of Osiris, Motionless in White and Thrown Into Exile.