Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Former Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland had an interesting weekend on his solo tour - challenging a heckling audience member to a fight in New York.
The heckler was taunting Weiland throughout his performance, and at one point Weiland had enough and decided to challenged the taunting audience member to a fight. “You’re pulling like that f—ing gun s—. Come up and meet me one-on-one, man. You play tough guy from an audience behind a barricade”. However, after singling out the audience member, he chose not to eject him from the show. “I just don’t get it, guys like you waste your money,” stated Weiland. “Actually, just let him stay here and just f—ing get all riled up. You won’t be able to sleep tonight.”