Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
A 40-year-old Russian mother who has spent 20 years training can lift 31 pounds with her vagina. Tatyana Kozhevnikova recently appeared on "The Body Shocking Show" and displayed her skills by inserting a wooden "egg" into her vagina and contracting her muscles around the egg to lift the weight attached to it. According to reports, in 2009 Tatyana lifted 31 pounds with her vagina. A Guinness spokeswoman has confirmed there is no category for vagina weightlifting