Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
A survey by Coed magazine asked people the worst places to have sex:
* In a canoe - I ruled this out after seeing the Friday the 13th movie - can't take the chance Jason jumps out of Crystal Lake
* In a church - Bad karma and you will go to hell
* In a funeral home - what sort of twisted freaks get turned on around a corpse
* In a port-0-potty - has to be at a rock show where you get completely hammered
* In prison - that's not called sex, it's called rape