A survey by Coed magazine asked people the worst places to have sex:

* In a canoe - I ruled this out after seeing the Friday the 13th movie - can't take the chance Jason jumps out of Crystal Lake

* In a church - Bad karma and you will go to hell

* In a funeral home - what sort of twisted freaks get turned on around a corpse

* In a port-0-potty - has to be at a rock show where you get completely hammered

* In prison - that's not called sex, it's called rape