Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
1) Cleveland, Ohio- Women are not allowed to wear patent leather shoes. The shocking reason why: the reflective surface will enable others to take a peek at their panties.
2) Virginia, It is illegal to drive a person if you think they are going for "illicit sexual intercourse."
3) Connorsville, Wisconsin- A man is prohibited from shooting a gun while his partner is having an orgasm. What? Why in the world did they ever need a law for that?!
4) Tremonton, Utah- A woman cannot have sex in an ambulance. Honestly, who in their right mind would break this law in the middle of a medical emergency?
5) Alabama- An ordinance states that women cannot use sex to pay off bets on matches they are playing. They also can't have sex while at pool halls?
6) Minnesota- It's illegal for a guy to have sex with a live fish. So a dead one is OK? I am amazed there needs to be a law for this!
7) Massachusetts- You can't have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of horses.