Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Translation of women's phrases:
We need. = I want.
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious because I already explained it to you jackass.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you jackass.
We have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Translation of commonly used men's phrases:
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you what a deep person I am so you will have sex with me.