Translation of women's phrases:

We need. = I want.

It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious because I already explained it to you jackass.

Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later.

I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you jackass.

We have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Translation of commonly used men's phrases:

I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

I love you. = Let's have sex now.

Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you what a deep person I am so you will have sex with me.