Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Nick from Dude Foods deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for the single, greatest food creation ever - BEER AND BACON BATTERED DEEP FRIED DORITOS!!
Crunchy, puffy and delicious - these beauties were made by mixing equal parts flour and beer, tossing in some bacon bits and throwing everything in the deep fryer. Best of all, despite their rounded exteriors and being dipped in oil, the Doritos inside supposedly still managed to keep their crisp.