Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
(DailyMail)Christmas spirit is in short supply in Denham Springs, Louisiana where a woman has been forced to take down her holiday lights after neighbors complained about the not very subtle message she was sending them. S
arah Henderson admits she deliberately fashioned her light display to look like a human hand ‘flipping the bird’. Henderson says the middle finger salute was a message to some of her neighbors whom she has been involved in a year-long dispute with.
Henderson agreed to remove the offending display after she received a visit from Denham Spring Police - informed Henderson that her display was in violation of obscenity laws and that she faced the possibility of a $300 or $400 fine.