Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
San Francisco City lawmakers are set to vote tomorrow (November 20th) on an ordinance that would ban waist-down nudity in most public places. Apparently, naked men gather in a small plaza almost every day and sometimes walk around in the streets with their clothes off and just "hang" out. The proposed ban has drawn protests, including one last week at which about two dozen people took of their clothes in front of City Hall and marched around the block.