Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
If you're a creeper - here is a new app that helps you search for Facebook photos showing a lot of skin. The app is called Badabing. It costs 2 dollars. Just type in the name of the Facebook person you’d like to stalk, and Badabing’s skin-finding algorithm does the rest.
Practically, guarantees you not getting a restraining order...yet.