Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Every election season, Americans threaten to move to Canada if their candidates lose. It ain't that freaking easy - here are the 6 things that have to happen for you to move to the land of moose, maple syrup and hockey!
#1 - You must have a job offer already in place
#2 - Marry a Canadian dude or chick, maybe both (depending on the Province)
#3 - Must have Wayne Gretzky posters visible in your home at all times!
#4 - Must learn to skate
#5 - Must add the word "eh" after every sentence
#6 - Must convert to Canadian Bacon - it's not bacon, it's ham - Canada is lying to you!
Good Luck with your migration to the Great White North, eh!!