Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
IF a base is stolen during the World Series - you, I and every other red blooded, taco loving American will get a FREE Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell.
Here's how it works: if a player steals a base any time in the first four games of the World Series, Taco Bell will give out free Doritos Locos Tacos between 2 p.m. and 6 p.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 30. If no one steals a base during those first four games, but they do in games five through seven, then Taco Bell will distribute free Doritos Locos Tacos on Monday, Nov. 5 between 2 p.m. and 6 p.m.