Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
A British tabloid claims to have found a woman who breast-feeds her dog. Terri Graham, who is 44 years old, allows her pug – named “Spider”-- to nuzzle her chest. She tells Closer magazine (quote) “People might say I'm a freak, but having Spider suckle on my boob means I finally feel complete and a better mother. I was devastated when I couldn't breastfeed my own children. Spider developed a taste for my breast milk. Her tongue tickles me, and her sharp teeth can hurt—but it is worth the feeling of being a complete mother.” Excuse me - while I go throw up!!!