Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
From the Death Punch You Tube page: This song is dedicated to everyone who has served our country
(Loudwire) Combining both a narrative and live-performance footage of Metallica, ‘Metallica Through the Never’ tells the story of a fictional character named Trip, a roadie that was sent out on an important mission during a sold out Metallica gig. Throughout his adventure Trip has to battle protesters, riots and even a masked horseman along the way as the story plays out song by crushing song, all set to the soundtrack of Metallica.
‘Metallica Through the Never’ is set to make its IMAX debut on September 27 and will be available in additional theaters the following week, Oct. 4
And in case you don't remember - Hulk and I said our prayers, took our vitamins and racked out power squats in The Buzz studio not too long ago:
INTERESTING METALLICA FACT NUMERO UNO - Frontman James Hetfield says - Metallica has more than enough material to record a new album, but the problem is finding time to work on it.
INTERESTING METALLICA FACT NUMERO DOS - Metallica tour rider requests (the things bands want & don't want at different venues) - What Metallica DOES NOT want is alcohol, before or after the show. What Metallica DOES want is Bacon - They say that bacon is "very important” and should be available for every meal of the day.
In Bogota, Colombia, a cell phone thief's life of crime was extremely short-lived as seconds after he stole a woman's cell phone, he was struck by an oncoming bus. Amazingly, the victim actually helps the robber out from under the bus and was able to get her phone back. The thief suffered only minor injuries.
They must not teach criminals, in Colombia, to look left, then right and then left again after stealing cell phones.
The website BeforeItsNews.com surveyed readers and asked for the top ten most overrated songs of all time. Here's their list:
1 Light My Fire-The Doors
3 Every Kiss Song!
4 Sexyback-Justin Timberlake
6 Sweet Child O' Mine-Guns n Roses
7 Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen
8 Rock and Roll Pt. 2-Gary Glitter
9 Drops of Jupiter-Train
10 Gigantic-The Pixies
Maybe this category should have been called The Top 10 songs you are sick and freaking tired of hearing.
All that damn screaming and you get your ass pinned in 5 seconds - go back and watch Sly Stallone's Over the Top and then go snap some arms!