(Loudwire) Rob Zombie‘s announced his ‘Great American Nightmare’ concert series / horror attraction. The Great American Nightmare will open its doors for Halloween season, taking in brave guests on Thursdays through Sundays from Oct. 10 – Nov. 2.

15 nights of metal, rock, indie, punk, EDM and even Latin music and will also showcase attractions based on three of Rob Zombie’s own horror films. Lords of Salem Total Black Out, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto 3D and Haunt of 1,000 Corpses will shock and disturb using 3D, animatronics, a chilling maze and startling thrills along with a bit of comedy thrown in.

For fans of ‘House of 1000 Corpses,’ an extra special surprise awaits you as Zombie will present a real-life adaptation of the ‘Museum of Monsters & Madmen’ and Captain Spaulding’s famous ‘Murder Ride.’

Sofia Vergara Tanning In A Thong By Her Pool. I never thought I'd ever say this but thank heavens for Twitter!

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Avenged Sevenfold Unveil New Video Teaser for Upcoming Album - The band has been very mysterious about the release date and fine details of their new disc, estimated to be out at some point in the summer or early fall.

Miss USA winners Susie Castillo, Shandi Finnessey, Shanna Moakler, and Alyssa Campanella join PETA in leaving fur behind forever.

Superman Underwear - What guy doesn't love Superman PLUS the cape will hide Dad's fat ass.

Bruce Lee Fists - What man hasn't pretended to be Bruce Lee, just make sure Dad stretches before hand, he doesn't want to pull a hamstring acting like a kung fu legend.

Butt Putt - When Dad sinks the putt, the Butt Putt makes 7 different fart noises, because one fart noise is never enough for dear old Dad.

Wendy's nine-patty "T-Rex" burger is real, BUT, sadly is only available in a single location in Brandon, a city in Canada's Manitoba province. I'd go ahead and order the combo, what's another 3 bucks.

Margaret and Keith Woods of London, now flush their lavatory first and run the taps before going to the toilet, after a rat swam up the u-bend. The couple filmed the rat poking its face up into the bowl.