Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Here's a Japanese commercial so scary it requires a health warning @ the start, that reads:
Not for the faint of heart. Please refrain from watching the content if any of the following applies to you: Have any mental or physical health concern and may have to see a doctor regularly.
You're just chilling by the pool and you're attacked by a damn zombie - what do you do?
A) Calmly pull out your shotgun and splatter zombie brains every where!
B) Realize it's a prank and order another shot of rum.
C) Go running like a girl and bust your ass!
This Victoria Secret parody commercial has everything: sexy chick, lacey underwear, faceplants and bathroom humor...
Here's you last chance: if you're a momma's boy, angry woman or a combination of the two - DO NOT CLICK PLAY!!!
Only in Russia do they use Sexy semi-clad girls to raise awareness of speed laws...
A Python ate a person who was drunk and lying beside the liquor shop in India